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What if all the fandom interpretations of John Egbert showed up and had a party. The dom John’s would pick on the timid shota John’s who would cry and shiver and cower. The slutty John’s would be cruising around trying to get laid by anything that moved. The chubby John’s would be casually picking over the punch and popcorn shrimp while watching all this shit go down, trading jokes with the sarcastic John’s.
Meanwhile Joan’s would be standing and wondering what the big fuss was about.
The godtiers would be causing a hurricane outside and giggling about it. The sadstuck John’s would be crying, and trying to comfort themselves with the Movie Obsessed John’s on a Nic Cage marathon.
Then we’d have the one real John Egbert off to the side going “No.”
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Mixed Blessings Chapter 7: Exploration
John Egbert x Dave Strider x Dirk Strider
Kanaya Maryam, Rose LaLonde, The Summoner
This chapter is SFW
Mixed Blessings Master Post- [X]
After arriving on the island, weary and in pain, Dave is handed supplies and instructions to follow. Should he survive the first step, he is to move on to the second. The first may prove his undoing, as he is told to go with his fellow prisoners into a cavern system inhabited by a feral monster, with his personal goal of robbing this horned beast blind. In the god plane, Dirk and John continue un-weaving the words Maryam is telling them, and discovering just how deep this business goes. At the same time, off on her own, Rose is staggering into something far beyond the possibility of imagination.——-
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youre just jealous because i look better in this than you ever could
enjoy the transparency i guess???
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Mixed Blessings Chapter 6: Not A Dream
NSFW
John Egbert x Dave Strider x Dirk Strider
Warnings: Descriptions of torture, Blood, Violence
Summary: Dave experiences punishment fitting the supposed crime he has committed as the gods themselves are forced to watch. What will their threats and promises of wrath earn them, and what chances do they have of a back-up plan succeeding where hope begins to falter?
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Not Enough Of You
Fluffy SFW Alpha Stridercest ficlet for MasochisticWeeaboo who helped me fix my theme and was generally a definite sweetheart. Hope you enjoy it!
Alpha Stridercest
Dirk Strider x Dave Strider
SFW
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Some of the best things that happen only occur when I watch others play videogames
Okay. So. My spouse was playing Skyrim and we were talking, and mid-conversation he spots this goat carcass that glitched into the ground halfway. It left its ass and legs up but everything else was below the surface of the pathway.
I told him someone was trying to tempt him into bestiality.
He looked me right in the eye and teabagged it a few times then walked away from it while cackling like a madman.
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Replay Value
Your name is John Egbert, and you just barely survived playing a game with your friends. The game had spanned universes, lifetimes, alternate realities and worlds. It had given you access to the greatest joys and the greatest losses with a single play through, showing you just how cruel and how wonderful people could be in any species.
You have learned much.
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Service With A Smile
John Egbert x Dave Strider
SFW
Inspired by this: http://gohan-kun.tumblr.com/post/48423394129
(this is your fault that i wrote this, you had to have known this would happen, you have nobody to blame but yourself)
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